Ben Braeden

"Mom! Come on! It's snowing!" Ben bounced waiting for his mom to get down the stairs.

"Ben hold on. Patience is a virtue"

"Screw patience!"

"Benjamin Braeden!"

He went quiet and scuffed his toe on the floor and looked up to see his mother standing there with her hands on her hips. "Sorry mom."

"You better be. Now go ahead out and play in the snow. Remember your hat, gloves, earmuffs, and scarf."

"Mom! I'll look like a dork!"

"You'd be a healthy dork."

"You. Are. So. Uncool."

"Ben."



"The chicks will think I'm uncool mom!"

"Now Ben."

"Can I just get my cloves and hat?"

"Fine Ben." She sighed he was just a kid and already was worried about the girls. She pinched the bridge of her nose and groaned dreading when he was a teenager. She looked up in time to see Ben run out into the snow, with sneakers on.

"Ben!"

He skidded to a stop literally and turned and looked at her exasperated. "What now?"

"Boots."

"Oh yeah. Duh!" He ran back in and changed into his cool looking black boots and ran back out. He found one of his friends that was a girl Figures right? They built a snowman and Ben came home after a good old fashioned snowball fight. He felt victorious because he knocked big old Humphrey flat on his ass with a snowball to the head.

"Have fun Ben?"

"It. Was. Awesome!" He went and began recanting his entire day as his mom fixed him a mug of nice hot chocolate adding in more mini marshmallows as she listened to her son's snowy adventures.

Ben Braeden - Supernatural - 273 Words

Ben Braeden that's who. What kind of question is this? Who are you? I'm a kid, I live in Cicero, Indiana and it sucks. We had this weird creepy leech looking lady that was stealing kids and replacing them with little leech looking kids. All around my birthday how lame is that? The people not my birthday, that was awesome! I got a AC/DC cd and my cake had race cars on it. It had a moon bounce, and it was chick city. So many hot chicks so little time. I guess those kinds of things don't care. I think I could have done without knowing freaking leech people and monsters existed. It's okay though I got to meet the most awesomest person like ever! Dean Winchester! He's like a freaking superhero and sh-- stuff. His brother Sam is cool too, he blasted the leech lady with fire and burned her up. It was freaking epic!

Anyway on to who I am. I like video games and love music and cars. Not lame music like Backstreet boys and that crap. I like AC/DC and love Metallica. I'm eight years old, but I'm not a bitch. I can take care of myself and don't need to send a grown up. Only bitches do that. Dean showed me how to kick a bully in the nads. It was awesome! Humphrey went down groaning and I got my game back. Mom wasn't too happy but she'll get over it. I have to protect myself right? I can't be a pansy and let them kick my ass and take my stuff. Dean taught me because he's just that awesome. I kinda wish he was my dad since I don't have one. Seriously though I think Dean might be my dad and my mom was just lying. I mean after finding out Dean hunted things like that leech lady she was probably scared he'd get me hurt.

Oh and in case any chicks are reading this? I'm single, and I love moon bounces.

Ben Braeden - Supernatural - 338 Words